| Astronomy professor: | Please explain the big bang theory. |
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| Me: | Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY! |
Dude.
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
bless your soul
self proclaimed nice guys are not at all nice guys.
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too much adorable
A baby AND a puppy…I think that might be cheating in the cuteness world.
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| Shy Guy: | Hey there.. |
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| Random Guy: | Hey what's up? |
| Shy Guy: | Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute. |
| Random Guy: | Thanks dude! |
| Shy Guy: | So, are you here with anyone? |
| Random Guy: | Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom. |
| Shy Guy: | Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight. |
| Random Guy: | That's alright it's cool. |
| Shy Guy: | You don't mind me calling you cute? |
| Random Guy: | A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from. |
(Source: paperplanesandpapercranes, via happiness-intheshapeofafish-dea)
